Arnold Schwarzenegger Funny Quotes

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• Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Funny, Motivational Sports, Money

  "Schwarzenegger elected governor, Oct. 7, 2003" by Andrew Glass, www.politico.com. October 7, 2009.

• I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Funny, Success, Witty

• I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

  Interview with Playboy, January 1988.

• On the way up here to the podium, a gentleman came up to me and said, "Governor, you are as good a politician as you were an actor." What a cheap shot.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Funny, Gentleman, Criticism

  "Schwarzenegger: No Country More Welcoming Than the USA". Address to the Republican National Convention, edition.cnn.com. September 01, 2004.

• It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Funny, Witty, Motivational Sports

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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