After a deplorable day afield, when asked by a reporter what he thought of his team's execution
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.
See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.
You look up and down the bench and you have to say to yourself, 'Can't anybody here play this game?' There comes a time in every man's life and I've had plenty of them.
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Most ball games are lost, not won.
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!
They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.
You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.
Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out
Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
Play every game as if your job depended on it. It just might.
We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
There's nobody on my ball club that doesn't go from first to third on a base hit, or from second to home. Every time you steal a base, you're taking a gamble on getting thrown out, and taking the bat out of the hitter's hand.
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