After a deplorable day afield, when asked by a reporter what he thought of his team's execution
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
Most ball games are lost, not won.
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.
See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!
Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.
Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out
Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
There's nobody on my ball club that doesn't go from first to third on a base hit, or from second to home. Every time you steal a base, you're taking a gamble on getting thrown out, and taking the bat out of the hitter's hand.
The Mets are gonna be amazing.
I never saw anyone like Ty Cobb. No one even close to him as the greatest all-time ballplayer. That guy was superhuman, amazing.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.
They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.
You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.
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