The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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