The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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