As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.
I never wanted to do political satire because it seems too surface to me.
I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.
Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?
I became an American in 2006. It got me thinking about what is my America and what's my perception of America.
I just love to impersonate people, and I impersonate people because I find them fascinating.
I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten ridiculous offers.
Every character I do is based on someone I know.
I just want to do good work.
It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.
I'm sick of environmentalism.
I wish I could believe that one person could make a difference.
It makes you more open, it gives you perspective, having a child
I'm usually put off by performers when they get political
I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do
Work is important to me. I want to do things for principle, not just for the sake of doing them.
I'm as famous as I want to be.
You become so encapsulated in this world of being a star. People listen to what you say, you have this voice, it becomes unreal and you become far removed from the people you came from.
Personally, I think any more than two or three kids is not a family, it's a litter.
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?
The show I did in England catered to a broad range of people. I like that. I don't want nouveau cult status, though I know we've got that sort of audience in the states.
I'm not a crazy, party-going sort of person.
There's nothing I won't attempt.
My mum would like to see me on the cover of 'Good Housekeeping' demonstrating children's toys with some nice lipstick on.
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