As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.
Personally, I think any more than two or three kids is not a family, it's a litter.
I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.
I'm usually put off by performers when they get political
I just love to impersonate people, and I impersonate people because I find them fascinating.
I never wanted to do political satire because it seems too surface to me.
I became an American in 2006. It got me thinking about what is my America and what's my perception of America.
Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?
I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.
I never worked with a dialogue coach before, but I'd hate it if an American did a British accent and didn't do it well. It would be insulting.
I'm sick of environmentalism.
There are different types of love, and my love for my child is like me and my mum. We've gone through a lot of rocky patches, but we never stop loving.
I'm not a crazy, party-going sort of person.
Great pressure is put on kids who don't have dads to get out and make money, and make life easier for everybody. It was always, 'Hurry up, grow up, make money, there's no man to do it for us.'
I'm as famous as I want to be.
I love documentaries, I like observing real people.
I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.
It's sometimes shocking to find out what people really believe in.
I've always been a misfit.
It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.
I like going to France, because no one knows who I am.
I just want to do good work.
I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten ridiculous offers.
I've always had to create my own markets and I've always been at a juncture in my career.
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