As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.
I never wanted to do political satire because it seems too surface to me.
I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.
Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?
I became an American in 2006. It got me thinking about what is my America and what's my perception of America.
I just love to impersonate people, and I impersonate people because I find them fascinating.
I just want to do good work.
I like going to France, because no one knows who I am.
Every character I do is based on someone I know.
I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten ridiculous offers.
I've always been a misfit.
It's sometimes shocking to find out what people really believe in.
It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.
I've always had to create my own markets and I've always been at a juncture in my career.
You become so encapsulated in this world of being a star. People listen to what you say, you have this voice, it becomes unreal and you become far removed from the people you came from.
I'm as famous as I want to be.
Work is important to me. I want to do things for principle, not just for the sake of doing them.
I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do
I'm usually put off by performers when they get political
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?
The show I did in England catered to a broad range of people. I like that. I don't want nouveau cult status, though I know we've got that sort of audience in the states.
Personally, I think any more than two or three kids is not a family, it's a litter.
I'm not a crazy, party-going sort of person.
I'm sick of environmentalism.
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