As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.
Personally, I think any more than two or three kids is not a family, it's a litter.
I'm usually put off by performers when they get political
I never wanted to do political satire because it seems too surface to me.
I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.
Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?
I became an American in 2006. It got me thinking about what is my America and what's my perception of America.
I just love to impersonate people, and I impersonate people because I find them fascinating.
I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.
I like going to France, because no one knows who I am.
I love documentaries, I like observing real people.
I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.
I just want to do good work.
I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten ridiculous offers.
Every character I do is based on someone I know.
I've always been a misfit.
It's sometimes shocking to find out what people really believe in.
It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.
I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do
Work is important to me. I want to do things for principle, not just for the sake of doing them.
I'm as famous as I want to be.
You become so encapsulated in this world of being a star. People listen to what you say, you have this voice, it becomes unreal and you become far removed from the people you came from.
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?
The show I did in England catered to a broad range of people. I like that. I don't want nouveau cult status, though I know we've got that sort of audience in the states.
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