Dan Castellaneta Quotes

• Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Tired, People, Feel Good

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

  Dan Castellaneta

  Kids, Hard Work, Sunday

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• To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Lazy, May, Common

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Play, Make You Happy, Blues Music

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Scripts, Ifs

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• There is no strong beer, just weak men

  Dan Castellaneta

  Strong, Beer, Men

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• Although I don't get the parts in films or other television shows that would be befitting of a huge, international star, I don't have to worry about walking around on the street or eating at a restaurant. Occasionally, you do get recognized a little bit. And that's fine. Most people are pretty cool about it. That's the thing - it's such a low-key thing that I can still enjoy it and not worry about it.

  Dan Castellaneta

  People, Worry, Film

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you'll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old - mentally, not physically.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Thinking, Feelings, Different

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Funny, Dark, People

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!

  Dan Castellaneta

  Needs, England, Spend Time

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• Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!

  Dan Castellaneta

  Fighting, Purpose, Care

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• If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Speak English, Guy, Blame

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• The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Littles, Able, Wells

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Girl, Sports, Wrestling

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• The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Running, Character, Thinking

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Nice, Character, Cartoon

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Cutting, Years, Differences

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• After years of doing impressions, its time for a change.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Years, Time For A Change, Impression

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• Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

  Dan Castellaneta

  Beer, Alcohol, Pubs

  "Fictional character: Homer Simpson". TV Series "The Simpsons" ("Homer's Odyssey", 1990), www.imdb.com. (1989 - ).

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• It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Writing, Waiting Around, Play

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Book, Guy, Cost

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• It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized. It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to. In L.A., I'm just another character actor.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Stars, Character, Acting

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Race, Funny Simpsons, Easy

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Writing, School, College

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Long, Acting, Matter

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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