Steven Wright Quotes About Water

Quotes about: Water

• I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Water

• I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Water

• They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Water

• I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Water

  "Steven Wright Special". Comedy, 1985.

• I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Time, Humor

• After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Water

• [Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

  Steven Wright

  Trust, Two, Glasses

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