I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.
Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
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