Maddox Quotes

• Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.

  Maddox

  Trying, Failing, Passing

  "How to kill yourself like a man" by Maddox, www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.

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• The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.

  Maddox

  Ostracism, Social, Crocs

  "Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.

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• I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them. What's the point? Why not just go outside and play real football instead? Or even better yet, get bent. Nobody likes football.

  Maddox

  Football, Real, Years

  "Ikaruga". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.

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• If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.

  Maddox

  World, Wheels, Stills

  "Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do, and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.

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• When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit, which sounds cool because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies, but he passed on this opportunity by introducing the phone instead.

  Maddox

  Football, Baby, Jobs

  "The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.

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• Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.

  Maddox

  Drinking, Whales, Water

  "When is the last time a whale did anything for you?". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.

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• If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal.

  Maddox

  Would Be, Score, Soundtracks

  "The Alphabet Of Manliness". Book by Maddox, September 1, 2009.

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