There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.
If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that!
Let me tell you something: I salute womanhood worldwide, because women are exceptionally tough for enduring the misery of childbirth. I've cleaned hogs and gutted deer, but in my experience on Earth I've never witnessed such a brutal event.
I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.
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