Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown
Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn’t make you a follower of Christ.
I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.
You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon
It's not about me. The power is in God, it's in the message and I now realize I need to be vocal about it... God uses flawed people to spread the message of His Son; if He can use me, He can use anybody. Whatever you do in life becomes the platform for your faith.
Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.
My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool
When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.
If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.
When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2
The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.
I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.
The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.
I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous
Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.
Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.
God's first, then family, then whatever else you love.
Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!
I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.
A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.
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