Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.
It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown
You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon
My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool
Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.
The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2
Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn’t make you a follower of Christ.
It's not about me. The power is in God, it's in the message and I now realize I need to be vocal about it... God uses flawed people to spread the message of His Son; if He can use me, He can use anybody. Whatever you do in life becomes the platform for your faith.
If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.
I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.
I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous
Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.
The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God.
Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.
A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.
We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that's the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs.
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.
My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.
I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do.
The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.
Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.
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