Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.
It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown
You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon
Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.
My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool
If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.
It's not about me. The power is in God, it's in the message and I now realize I need to be vocal about it... God uses flawed people to spread the message of His Son; if He can use me, He can use anybody. Whatever you do in life becomes the platform for your faith.
Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn’t make you a follower of Christ.
When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2
The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.
I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous
God's first, then family, then whatever else you love.
Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.
Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
I'm going to use whatever God blesses me with as a platform to tell the world that God is for you. He proved it through sending Jesus down here to die for us and be resurrected. And for us that gives us second chances and it gives us hope, and so we spread that message everywhere.
When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.
I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.
A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.
Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.
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