Judy Sheindlin Quotes

• If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

  Judy Sheindlin

  Memories, Good Memories, Telling The Truth

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• If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.

  Judy Sheindlin

  Make Sense, Ifs

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• I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

  Judy Sheindlin

  Emotional, Giving, Heartless

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• The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

  Judy Sheindlin

  Yesterday, Wake Up

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• Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

  Judy Sheindlin

  Rain, Legs

  "Judge Judy". TV Series, www.imdb.com. (1996 - ).

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• Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.

  Judy Sheindlin

  Talent, Burying, Cemetery

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• "Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

  Judy Sheindlin

  Beauty, Father, Forever

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• There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.

  Judy Sheindlin

  Success, Lasts, Caps

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• You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation

  Judy Sheindlin

  Reputation, One Thing

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• Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.

  Judy Sheindlin

  Son, Knives, Judging

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• Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!

  Judy Sheindlin

  Stupid, Judging, Very Stupid

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• Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

  Judy Sheindlin

  Acceptance, Pigs, Trying

  "Fictional character: Judge Judy". "Judge Judy", www.imdb.com. (1996-).

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• Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

  Judy Sheindlin

  Funny, Beauty, Witty

  Judy Sheindlin (1999). “Beauty Fades, Dumb Is Forever: The Making of a Happy Woman”, Harper

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• Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

  Judy Sheindlin

  Life, Believe, Reincarnation

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• One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.

  Judy Sheindlin

  Couple, Responsibility, Gay

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• It's your life; live it well.

  Judy Sheindlin

  Uplifting, Wells

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• If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

  Judy Sheindlin

  Equality, Work Relationships, Justice

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• I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

  Judy Sheindlin

  Funny, Witty, Confused

  "Character: Judge Judy". "Judge Judy", TV Series, www.imdb.com. (1996– ).

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