I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
Pigs prefer to wallow in clean mud, but if nothing else is available, they will frequently wallow in their own urine, giving rise to the notion that they are dirty animals.
When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.
It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style.
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle.
It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the fool, or the pig, are of a different opinion, it is because they only know their own side of the question.
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man.
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
I am very proud to be called a pig. It stands for pride, integrity and guts.
The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs.
Why, this fellow doesn't know any more about politics than a pig knows about Sunday.
To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral.
Who can't like pigs? They're wonderful creatures! I've always liked pigs.
Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
The pigs stuck out their little feet and snored.
(The pig) hath a fair sepulchre in the grateful stomach of the judicious epicure - and for such a tomb might be content to die.
PIG, n. An animal ("Porcus omnivorus") closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.
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