I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
Sometimes love doesn't come to us. We have to go out hunting. It's like pigs looking for truffles. It's called dating.
It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style.
Who can't like pigs? They're wonderful creatures! I've always liked pigs.
There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs.
You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle.
If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.
Pigs prefer to wallow in clean mud, but if nothing else is available, they will frequently wallow in their own urine, giving rise to the notion that they are dirty animals.
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
I am very proud to be called a pig. It stands for pride, integrity and guts.
It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the fool, or the pig, are of a different opinion, it is because they only know their own side of the question.
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man.
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
PIG, n. An animal ("Porcus omnivorus") closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.
Why, this fellow doesn't know any more about politics than a pig knows about Sunday.
In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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