Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.
Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.
The fact is all golfers are equipment junkies and professional golfers are the worst of the lot. They'll do anything to find the perfect putter even though they'll insist no such instrument exists.
At my first Masters, I got the feeling, that if I didn't play well, I wouldn't go to heaven.
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