You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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