The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.
I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.
Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.
Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
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