Dave Chappelle Funny Quotes

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• The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Strong, Crazy

  "Turning the Table on 'Actor's Studio's' James Lipton". Interview with Neal Conan, www.npr.org. November 6, 2006.

• The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Humor, Greatness

  "Inside the Actor's Studio", February 12, 2006.

• You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, People, Comedy

• I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Witty, Hands

  "Chappelle's Show". m.imdb.com. 2003–2006.

• You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Humor, Infamous

• No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Humor, Want

• Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Real, Nice

  "Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2000.

• Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Humor, Rocks

  "Chappelle's Show". www.imdb.com. 2003 - 2006.

• New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Humor, White

• What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Weed, Bags

• Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Humor, Three

• Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Relax, Comedy

  "Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. July 26, 2000.

• I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Comedy, Dave

• Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Humor, Cracks

  "Chappelle's Show". m.imdb.com. 2003-2006.

• I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Thinking, Should Have

• Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, New York, Men

  Interview with Joshua Klein, www.avclub.com. March 7, 2001.

• Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Jobs, Black

• I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Overwhelmed, Irresponsible

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