Jeremy Clarkson Quotes - Page 5

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• Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Clouds, Understanding, Taste

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• Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Writing, Space, Columns

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• I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Wife, Affair, Asks

  "I should have been fired years ago, to be honest". Interview with Lynn Barber, www.theguardian.com. November 19, 2005.

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• When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.

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  Car, Use, Offensive

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• Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the Exxon Valdez accident in Alaska the oil company spent billions tidying up the coastline, but it was a waste of money because the waves were cleaning up faster than Exxon could. Environmentalists can never accept the planet's ability to self-heal.

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  Nature, Science, Elephants

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• Extravagant is, I think, the word we all thought when we met ... A lot of money went into that [The Grand Tour's ]. I just thought it would be a good idea to have a bridge from the old to the new and that was a way of saying 'Right, well now look where we are.'

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  Thinking, Bridges, Ideas

  Source: www.cbc.ca

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• Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard to explain.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Heart, Fire, Body

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• This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.

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  Perfect, India

  "Jeremy Clarkson in row over Top Gear India special" by Mark Sweney, www.theguardian.com. December 30, 2011.

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• You take out an injunction against somebody or some organisation and immediately news of that injunction and the people involved and the story behind the injunction is in a legal-free world on Twitter and the Internet. It's pointless.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  People, News, Stories

  "Jeremy Clarkson lifts 'pointless' injunction against ex-wife" by Josh Halliday, www.theguardian.com. October 27, 2011.

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• Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth

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  Mean, Earth, Wealth

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• .. international hand of freindship. A cigarette

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  Hands, Cigarette, International

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• We don't know how many people are watching The Grand Tour's - it's a closely guarded secret, we don't even know - the only thing we can do is make a program that we enjoy. And then hope that we're not so unusual that other people won't share our taste.

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  People, Secret, Taste

  Source: www.cbc.ca

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• I'd just find a story in Canada and come and do it. Combine harvester banger - actually I've done that: banger racing up in Red Deer [in Alberta, for his 1998 doc series Extreme Machines].

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  Racing, Machines, Stories

  Source: www.cbc.ca

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• It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Thinking, Funny Things

  Source: www.cbc.ca

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• When we went to Canada [with Top Gear], I was staggered about how many people got in touch ... Before we finish with The Grand Tour, we'll definitely be appearing in Canada at some point. Nothing is more certain than that.

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  People, Gears, Canada

  Source: www.cbc.ca

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