Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'.
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
A winkle is just a bogey with a crash helmet on.
I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.
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