Andrew Dice Clay Quotes - Page 2

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• Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot of confidence. That's the odd thing about my stand-up. I am very confident. I always was.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  People, Odd Things, Doe

  Source: collider.com

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• I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Home, Language, My Family

  "Andrew Dice Clay is back with 'no apologies'" by Alan Duke, www.cnn.com. December 29, 2012.

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• If you hide what you really are, then there's going to be problems in marriage down the road. I don't mind if a girl is aggressive. It's just sex.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Girl, Sex, Mind

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

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• As long as you can walk the street and you know there's a tomorrow, there's always that chance. That's how I've always been. I've always had complete belief that I would make something out of myself again, because to me, it's always been about accomplishment.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Long, Accomplishment, Chance

  Source: collider.com

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• I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Animal, People, World

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

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• I have no problem today letting people know I'm part of what they live. That's why I know about the things that make people the assholes they are. They have no choice but to be part of it.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  People, Choices, Today

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you're playing.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Character, Leather Jackets, Jeans

  Source: collider.com

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• I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there's no traffic. It's almost like you own the street at night.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Sleep, Night, People

  Interview with David Wolinsky, www.avclub.com. May 14, 2008.

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• There are very few comics that understand about exciting the crowd, and that's what I always prided myself on: giving a more confident macho attitude towards delivering material.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Attitude, Giving, Crowds

  "Andrew Dice Clay on His New Special, Political Correctness, and Working with Woody Allen". Interview with David Haglund, www.slate.com. December 20, 2012.

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• Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh - that's what gets me hyped up. It's a nervous excitement.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  People, Laughing, Excitement

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I never became a recluse where I got away from people and who they are and how they think. I'm very much in touch with the world.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Thinking, People, World

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• Women are now more aggressive than men! And I don't put them down for it. I think it's great. My attitude with sex with any woman I've ever been with is, I want you to be exactly who you want to be behind closed doors. Don't ever hold back with me.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Sex, Attitude, Men

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

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• If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Voice, Made, Outfits

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• You walk into my bedroom at night, it looks like a nightclub. There's all kinds of lighting effects, there's all kinds of music. I want them to feel like they're in for a show. I believe in romance.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Believe, Night, Romance

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

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• I just like to make people laugh.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  People, Laughing, Making People Laugh

  Biography/Person Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• My mother was the one who totally got behind me as far as, do things and ask questions later. My father would say, "I don't care how dirty you are up there, just be funny." Because they knew me offstage. They knew I was a good guy. They knew my whole plan of becoming the most exciting comedian, visually, ever. A real rock-and-roll stand-up comic.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Mother, Father, Real

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

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• The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Different, World, Language

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• I don't get up and look at e-mail. I don't even know my e-mail address. I needed one just to have a computer put on. But I never, ever even thought of going to it. It's just not what I'm about. I just don't want to waste my life with it. It's just too much; I think people are just a little too absorbed in all of that.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Thinking, People, Looks

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I'm an animal. I'm an animal in real-life and an animal onstage. I never became a recluse, I never lived up in the Hills where I didn't see real life. You know what I mean? I'm not still living in Brooklyn, but I'm still living in the street. I go out by myself, I don't go out with a million body guards, I run my own errands.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Running, Real, Mean

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• Anybody can go onstage and be dirty. You have to be funny, that's the key. You can say anything as long as it's funny. You can't take it too seriously up there. And people coming to see you can't take it too seriously.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Dirty, Keys, Long

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• When you're at your own parents' funeral, when you're at somebody that you love's funeral, you realize how precious life is. And you say, "As long as I can walk and I'm healthy, there's always tomorrow."

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Long, Funeral, Parent

  Source: collider.com

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• I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80 years old, but he blows everyone out of the water.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Blow, Years, Water

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

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• Comics, as good as they might be, they didn't know much about performance. There aren't too many comics you could watch for an hour without getting tired. They might have good material, but it's about theater to me.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Tired, Watches, Might

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

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• I just love the whole art form of acting, of being in front of a camera and playing different things. Not that I would ever say I'm the greatest actor in the world, but I am capable of playing different kinds of roles that emotionally I could get into.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Art, Acting, Cameras

  Source: collider.com

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• I always believed you could fix whatever problems.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Problem, Always Believe

  Source: www.pbs.org

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