A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.
It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.
I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.
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