All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.
My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.
Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.
Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.
Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.
I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.
Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.
I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.
I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.
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