Cathy Ladman Quotes

• All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.

  Cathy Ladman

  Holiday, Political, Religion

  "The God Delusion". Book by Richard Dawkins, 2006.

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• My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.

  Cathy Ladman

  Marriage, Couple, Years

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• Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.

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  Jigsaw Puzzles, Sky, Pieces

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• I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.

  Cathy Ladman

  Hate, Thinking, Racism

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• I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.

  Cathy Ladman

  Children, Kids, Wells

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• I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

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  Doe, Gynecologists, Postcards

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• Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.

  Cathy Ladman

  Women, Guilt, Jury

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• Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.

  Cathy Ladman

  Morning, Makeup, Mirrors

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• Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.

  Cathy Ladman

  Funny Relationship, Sky, Pieces

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