I just know that there are two theories when arguing with women. And neither one works.
Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that.
People don't forget. Nothing gets forgiven.
Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up.
We all have problems, and we must solve them together or we die alone.
Men are born, and then they're formed.
We die alone, but we live among men.
Every man has a right to change, a chance of forgiveness.
If you win power, remember why you wanted it.
Don't be too eager to grow up. It ain't as much fun as it looks
Wink and shut their apprehensions up.
I'm a semi-literate farmer and hired killer. I ain't in the power game.
Sing of the nature of women, and then the song shall be surely full of variety; old crotchets and most sweet closes. It shall be humorous, grave, fantastic, amorous, melancholy, sprightly, one in all, and all in one.
Through danger safety comes - through trouble rest.
It's wanting that gets so many folks in trouble.
My side ain't chosen. My side was given.
I rode in a gang. We robbed trains, banks, held people ransom. We killed people we didn't like. Bill Williamson was in that gang. If I don't capture my former brother-in-arms, great harm will befall my family.
All the fatt's in the fire.
I'm many things, most of 'em bad. But a man of political principles? No.
You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!
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