If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
When my time on earth is done and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass.
It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.
My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.
I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it.
If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.
Love is more powerful than kicking ass.
People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass.
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.
The hard part of writing at all is sitting your ass down in a chair and writing it. There's always something better to do, like I've got an interview, sharpening the pencils, trimming the roses. There's always something better to do. Going to a writer's club?
I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it.
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.
While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass.
The only thing worse than starting something and failing... is not starting something.
Working on the right thing is probably more important than working hard.
If you think you can't, you're right.
You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.
Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.
Dressed in the lion's skin, the ass spread terror far and wide.
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day.
Sometimes I'm an ass, sometimes I'm sweet as peaches.
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