If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!
It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.
My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.
I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it.
The hard part of writing at all is sitting your ass down in a chair and writing it. There's always something better to do, like I've got an interview, sharpening the pencils, trimming the roses. There's always something better to do. Going to a writer's club?
If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.
The only thing worse than starting something and failing... is not starting something.
Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass.
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.
When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole
Love is more powerful than kicking ass.
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day.
People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass.
Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'
I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.
If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.
Sometimes I'm an ass, sometimes I'm sweet as peaches.
You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.
Dressed in the lion's skin, the ass spread terror far and wide.
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.
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