Clint Eastwood Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

  Clint Eastwood

  Funny, Gun, Want

  "RJ Eskow: Confessions of a Gun Lover". Huffington Post, April 18, 2007.

• They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

  Clint Eastwood

  Funny, Sarcastic, Heaven

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

  Clint Eastwood

  Inspirational, Funny, Sarcastic

  "Fictional character: Nick Pulovski". "The Rookie", www.imdb.com. 1990.

• This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.

  Clint Eastwood

  Funny, Movie, Sarcastic

• To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on the back nine. You may not be stronger, but hopefully you're wiser. And if you keep most of your marbles intact, you can add a note of wisdom to the coming generation.

  Clint Eastwood

  Funny, Golf, Play

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