Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.
There's so few people in this town with a conscience.
If you still want to kill him, do me a favor and take him outside. Those are new sheets.
Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.
Look, there's nothing wrong with people being happy, but there's more to life than turning on and screwing to Ravel's Bolero.
I'm not a dishwasher anymore. But I'm still from Sangamon Street.
I think that there are few people in one's life that you never really feel that they're gone. I have to remind myself that she isn't around.
Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.
Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.
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