Ardal O'Hanlon Quotes

• Marriage is when two people are joined together to become one desperately boring person.

  Ardal O'Hanlon

  Two, People, Together

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• Running is never fun. Running is something that you do when there's a man chasing you with a knife.

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  Running, Fun, Men

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• I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest.

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  Vegetarian, Protest, Jokes

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• If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory.

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  Victory, Balls, Faces

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• Football is the best way to get to know a people and a city.

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  Soccer, Football, Cities

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