I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
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