Ricky Gervais Funny Quotes

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• I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

  Ricky Gervais

  Funny, Wall, Thinking

  FaceBook post by Ricky Gervais from Oct 15, 2013

• Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.

  Ricky Gervais

  Funny, Reading, People

  "Fictional character: David Brent". TV Series "The Office", 2001-2003.

• The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

  Ricky Gervais

  Funny, Knowing, Advice

• Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!

  Ricky Gervais

  Funny, Sexy, Clever

  "Fictional character: David Brent". TV Series "The Office" ("Downsize", 2001), 2001-2003.

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