John B. Keane Quotes

• I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it.

  John B. Keane

  Thinking, Play, Ireland And The Irish

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• A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he's just as good as everybody else.

  John B. Keane

  Thinking, Ireland And The Irish, Inferiority

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• How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it.

  John B. Keane

  Sex, Thinking, Talking

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• God created seaweed… The seaweed made the world.

  John B. Keane

  World, Made, Seaweed

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• When my friends were besotted with Jason Donovan, my heroes were Colm O'Rourke and Barney Rock

  John B. Keane

  Hero, Rocks, Jason

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