No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.
For the journalist, anything probable is gospel truth.
In Paris, the greatest expression of personal satisfaction known to man is the smirk on the face of a male, highly pleased with himself as he leaves the boudoir of a lady.
Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.
To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure.
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