A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.
Take, for example, the African jungle, the home of the cheetah. On whom does the cheetah prey? The old, the sick, the wounded, the weak, the very young, but never the strong. Lesson: If you would not be prey, you had better be strong.
The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.
One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn't pay. Of course, crime pays.
You can't kill ideas. But you can sure shoot the people who hold them
They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.
The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.
Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.
If you're not a target, you're a failure.
You get rid of the fear of death by understanding that it is an integral fact of our existence. You do that through will and reason.
My last fear, the fear of God, died with my faith.
Once you start a war, you have to win,
The soldiers currently manning our sophisticated weaponry have room temperature IQ's.
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.
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