How come everything I need always comes with batteries?
When you're just open but not honest, then you start free-associating garbage.
I'm not really good at keeping my own secrets. I can keep other people's secrets pretty well. Unless they're really good and people deserve to hear them. And I'll disseminate the information accordingly.
Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.
If you told me I was going to live to 240, I would take 10 years off and try and act. I don't have that kind of time, so I'd much rather stick to playing guitar.
There's so many inspiring people out there.
I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.
What I've learned in my life, it's a very interesting social study for me, to go back and forth between being the guy at home and being the guy on the road and being the guy in studio and being the guy in the interview. The environment around you has so much to do with your character, and when I'm home, my character really changes quite a bit.
You know I used to be the back porch poet with my book of lines, always hoping knowing all the time, I'm probably never gonna find the perfect rhyme. . .For heavier things
How dare you say it's nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.
I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it.
Sometimes I get scared that I’m going to enter a web address into Twitter thinking it was my browser. That would be bad.
Today I finally overcame tryin’ to fit the world inside a picture frame.
By the way, pornography? It's a new synaptic pathway. You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora's box of visuals. There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed.
I really don't want to be a hunk.
I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.
If I wake up in the morning and I don't want to get you a coffee or if I don't see you for a week and I don't want to go figure out something to FedEx you, then we've got a problem. You can fake the words I miss you, but you can't fake getting someone a book.
I want to be the first guy from my generation who doesn't just represent one record but the promise of a lot of them.
I am tempted to keep the car in drive, And leave it all behind...
You can't spell 'developer' without 'devel.'
Fender Custom Shop made this nickel plated Stratbelieve it or not, it sounds incredible.
What is being black? It's making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that's seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you'll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude's.
[on Jessica Simpson] Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.
I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks.
I am not in 'Us Weekly.' I'd have to be going out with someone who is in there to be in there myself.
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