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Robert Orben quote: I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It...
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  • I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

    Robert Orben (1969). “The Ad-libber's Handbook: 2000 New Laughs for Speakers”