Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.
Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.
Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
'Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul.
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
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