Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.
My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me; We'll lock them up together, And throw away the key.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
You know you're in love when you stop comparing.
I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
A man is only as good as what he loves.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
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