One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Love is just a chocolate substitute.
When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks.
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.
Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!
Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!'
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!
A man is only as good as what he loves.
I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
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