His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And, although, she's... wait... your mom's still... your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul.
I think religion is a neurological disorder.
Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.
This is a big f...ing deal!
My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.
If I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times ... Yeah that's right, I'd cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. Because that's exactly what they are.
Plus they think the hurricane's going to hit (starts laughing) New Orleans about the time they start. The timing, at least it appears now, that it'll be there Monday. That just demonstrates God's on our side
You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.
I've now been in 57 states. I think one left to go.
Ten thousand people died, an entire town destroyed.
You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.
We're seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point. Because if it evaporates to a certain point - they have lanes now where ships can go that couldn't ever sail through before. And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there's a lot of tundra that's being held down by that ice cap.
Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies.
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
George Bush doesn't care about black people.
I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.
I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.
This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.
Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.
I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started.
I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.
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