Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
I'm really interested in vegan nail polishes, because a lot of nail polishes have a lot of toxins in them.
I see these conferences as a good way to have a break from the day-to-day, learn about some new tech, polish up on some old skills and hopefully have some fun also. They're also good as they show my company is prepared to invest in my skillset.
I think adversity is the dust that polishes the diamond.
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
For me the Koenigsberg longshoremen had beauty; the Polish jimkes on their grain ships had beauty; the broad freedom of movement in the gestures of the common people had beauty. Middle-class people held no appeal for me at all.
The thing is, people can't complain about profit-oriented moves if they're only interested in profit themselves. You can't have it both ways. If they're willing to polish up a gift and sell it to make money, they can't really complain about the fact that somebody above them has sold them down the river. That's the way it goes.
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
A make-up artist I know polished her Oscar and it lost its lustre. But if you don't polish it, it doesn't tarnish.
You have to have short fingernails or they'd just break off, and you can't wear red polish - it looks like your fingers are bleeding.
Words are like diamonds. Polish them too much, and all you get are pebbles.
When I got inside, I just sort of stood there. There's nothing stranger than the smell of someone else's house. The scent goes right to your stomach. Mary's house smelled like lemon furniture polish and oatmeal cookies and logs in a fireplace. For some reason it made me want to curl up in the fetal position. I could have slept right there on their kitchen table.
The official ideology [of Poland] is Marxism-Leninism, which no one openly admits to believing. For Marx expressed the German view, and Lenin the Russian one, and the meeting of these particular minds has always spelled Polish ruin.
Graphic design is the spit and polish but not the shoe.
I wrote several screenplays over the years to really polish my craft and learn from my mistakes.
Just send the emails and talk to people. Spend all your money on nail polish and opera tickets.
True love should be transformative; a process that amplifies our capacity to cherish not just one person but all people. It can make us stronger, lift us higher and deepen us as individuals. Only to the extent that we polish ourselves now can we hope to develop wonderful bonds of the heart in the future.
I believe a 'talented' person is one who has learned how to effectively cultivate and polish any of the many desirable capabilities with which most of us are born but few of us nurture.
I do not have the right to vote in Germany. From a Polish perspective, I say: it would be good if Ms. Merkel were reelected.
The way it works in commercials is they come to you with the script and then you do the visual, you do the storyboards, and you give your vision of it, but it's very much their baby. You just kind of put your polish and sheen on it, and you're interpretation of it, but it's very much the agency's idea.
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