Reality Shows Quotes - Page 6

• Ever wonder why the gods created man, Grom? I personally think that we're the original reality show. They were so effing bored that they created us just so that they could feel better about themselves

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Feel Better, Reality, Men

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2013). “Styxx”, p.905, Macmillan

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• Maybe they'd use biological or chemical weapons instead. Maybe they'd crash the world economy. Maybe they'd turn every program on television into one of those reality shows." "That's mostly done already, Harry." "Oh. Well. I've got to believe that the world is worth saving anyway.

  Jim Butcher

  Believe, Reality, Weapons

  Jim Butcher (2010). “The Dresden Files Collection 7-12”, p.2361, Penguin

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• This is going to make such a great story: How I nursed a pirate back to health and my love saved him," Miss Ohio said with a contented sigh. "And then we can have our own reality show about our relationship." - "Beauty Queens

  Libba Bray

  Queens, Reality, Ohio

  Libba Bray (2011). “Beauty Queens”, p.266, Scholastic Inc.

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• We have been told over and over that "you can't change human nature", but the study of emic realities shows quite the contrary, that almost anything can become "human nature" if society defines it as such.

  Robert Anton Wilson

  Reality, Study, Human Nature

  Robert Anton Wilson (1990). “Quantum Psychology: How Brain Software Programs You and Your World”, New Falcon Publications

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• Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth.

  Rachel Caine

  Reality, Guy, Sound

  Rachel Caine (2008). “Feast of Fools: The Morganville Vampires”, p.94, Penguin

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• When you film a reality show, it's so jumbled. They shoot episodes in all orders!

  Carnie Wilson

  Reality, Order, Film

  "Wilson Phillips talk new reality series, the power of 'Hold On', more". Interview with Jennifer Still, www.digitalspy.com. April 5, 2012.

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• I've been approached many times to write all sorts of books about my past and my personal life. I get interest from people who want to do reality shows, and somebody just offered me a huge amount of money to write my spiritual memoirs. I'm just not interested.

  Steve Vai

  Spiritual, Book, Writing

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• 'So You Think You Can Dance' comes on as a high-minded leap up the evolutionary ladder from other reality shows - on this one, you're supposed to learn something, and the guest judges are fellow dance professionals rather than actual celebrities.

  Rob Sheffield

  Inspirational, Dance, Reality

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• I hate reality shows that are not reality.

  Joan Rivers

  Hate, Reality, Shows

  "Joan Rivers Hates You, Herself And Everyone Else". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. June 11, 2012.

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• I prefer career artists that have spent time honing their craft, as opposed to, 'I won a karaoke contest on a reality show and now I have a record.' That's such a drag. The music that comes out of it is so poor.

  Conor Oberst

  Artist, Reality, Careers

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• Now, having had this experience, I can't say really what they were looking for. I don't know their minds. But every time I see a reality show, it seems that the most entertaining parts on other reality shows are when they make their guests look foolish.

  Liza Minnelli

  Reality, Mind, Looks

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• There are so many reality shows on now where they want you to be crazy, the girls are just going bananas; you know how they portray brown girls. They portray us in a different type of light.

  NeNe Leakes

  Girl, Crazy, Reality

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• I would love to be a guest on a talk show or a panel that shows women who have been on reality shows who've had success, to prove to audiences that you don't have to be a fool to become successful.

  NeNe Leakes

  Successful, Reality, Guests

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• I am obsessed with trash TV. I watch all reality shows. I watch all the "Housewives." I am a huge fan of "New Jersey."

  NeNe Leakes

  Reality, Fans, Watches

  "The next Bethenny". Interview with Sean Daly, nypost.com. September 11, 2012.

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• TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.

  Penn Jillette

  Reality, Giving, Dying

  Penn Jillette (2012). “Every Day Is an Atheist Holiday!: More Magical Tales from the Bestselling Author of God, No!”, p.27, Penguin

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• There's reality shows and things like that and I think 'Parenthood''s kind of a throwback to what we used to have back in the '70s, '80s and '90s. People want to see this again, and I feel like it's just a solid, good show.

  Monica Potter

  Reality, Thinking, 80s And 90s

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• Now apparently I'm told that every celebrity is expected to honour the details of their private life with a press conference, a fragrance and a prime-time reality show.

  Jodie Foster

  Reality, Honor, Details

  "Jodie Foster's Golden Globes acceptance speech: Did she come out? Depends on whom you ask". nationalpost.com. January 14, 2013.

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• It is a reality show... this show is never without drama.

  Mario Vazquez

  Drama, Reality, Shows

  "'American Idol' Dropout Visits Letterman", www.foxnews.com. March 16, 2005.

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• If reality shows are so popular, that means their viewers are screaming for more realness.

  Omari Hardwick

  Mean, Reality, Realness

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• Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.

  Hal Sparks

  Dream, Sorry, Reality

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• If you are strong enough as a couple, reality shows can be a good thing for the relationship.

  Giuliana Rancic

  Strong, Couple, Reality

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• Doctors said that the test most commonly used to screen for colon cancer doesn't go far enough. They're recommending a procedure that involves photographing the entire colon. I say, don't vie CBS an idea for another reality show.

  Bill Maher

  Cancer, Reality, Doctors

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• Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to be an idiot. A jackass. It's cool to be a failure, as long as your failure is the basis for a reality show.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Reality, Long, Nihilism

  Greg Gutfeld (2014). “Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You”, p.24, Crown Forum

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• The original reality show.

  Regis Philbin

  Reality, Shows, Originals

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• Sometimes I feel like I'm a contestant in a reality show that probably would be called The Apprentice Survivor Millionaire.

  Bob Iger

  Reality, Would Be, Survivor

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