Swiss Cheese Quotes

• My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

  Joan Rivers

  Memorable, Love Life, Missing

  "Not Forgotten", www.nytimes.com. June 8, 2015.

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• Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss

  Mitch Hedberg

  Rip, Missing, Cheese

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• I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Cheese

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• Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

  Eoin Colfer

  Dams, Dutch, Cheese

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• You look at our borders, they're like swiss cheese, everybody pours in.

  Donald Trump

  Borders, Looks, Cheese

  "The CNN-Telemundo Republican debate transcript, annotated". www.washingtonpost.com. February 25, 2016.

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• Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese!

  Arthur Miller

  Want, Cheese, Swiss

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• Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think it's cheddar. It's the only cheese you can bite and miss. "Hey Mitch - does that sandwich have cheese on it?" "Every now and then!"

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

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• On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.

  Eric Carle

  Night, Pie, Ice Cream

  Eric Carle (2016). “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”, p.19, Penguin

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• The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Witty, Time

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• The second mouse gets the cheese!

  Terry Pratchett

  Funny, Witty, Iron

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• I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Cheese

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• My first [executive orders as a President] would be to get rid of a lot of the executive orders, especially on the border where President [Barack] Obama wants people to pour through like we're Swiss cheese.

  Donald Trump

  Order, People, President

  Source: townhall.com

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• I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Political, Cheese

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• The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

  Eoin Colfer

  Theory Of Evolution, Dams, Cheese

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• They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Bud, Cheese, Talons

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