Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
When I first became interested in photography, I thought it was the whole cheese. My idea was to have it recognized as one of the fine arts. Today I don't give a hoot in hell about that. The mission of photography is to explain man to man and each man to himself.
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.
The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.
Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.
Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss
A poet's hope: to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere.
The moon is made of a green cheese.
Its diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next.
You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese.
God defend me from that Welsh fairy, Lest he transform me to a piece of cheese!
The second mouse gets the cheese!
Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
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