Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment.
Whenever I start a novel, I'm always looking for two things: a bit of science that makes me go 'what if?' and a piece of history that ends in a question mark.
There are two things in Indian history - one is the incredible optimism and potential of the place, and the other is the betrayal of that potential - for example, corruption. Those two strands intertwine through the whole of Indian history, and maybe not just Indian history.
Two things form the bedrock of any open society - freedom of expression and rule of law. If you don't have those things, you don't have a free country.
Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that's written about you. Two, don't pick up too many checks.
When a baby comes you can smell two things: the smell of flesh, which smells like chicken soup, and the smell of lilies, the flower of another garden, the spiritual garden.
You can't ignore the reality that faith and family, those two things are integral parts of having limited government, lower taxes, and free societies.
The scientist only imposes two things, namely truth and sincerity, imposes them upon himself and upon other scientists.
When war comes, two things happen - profits go way, way up and all perishables go way, way down. There becomes a market for them.
There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother's age.
When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the other was my guitar.
You need two things to remain very, very present. You need to continue to write well and engage yourself in the issues of the day. And you have to continue to make good, relevant records.
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
For a long time I managed to think two things simultaneously, that I am actually a good playwright, and that the next time I write a play I will be revealed as someone who is no good at all.
A revival does two things. First, it returns the Church from her backsliding and second, it causes the conversion of men and women; and it always includes the conviction of sin on the part of the Church. What a spell the devil seems to cast over the Church today!
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.
Don't forget that the only two things people read in a story are the first and last sentences. Give them blood in the eye on the first one.
There are two things which a democratic people will always find very difficult - to begin a war and to end it.
Apathy can be overcome by enthusiasm, and enthusiasm can only be aroused by two things: first, an ideal, with takes the imagination by storm, and second, a definite intelligible plan for carrying that ideal into practice.
There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.
I had reasoned this out in my mind, there was one of two things I had a right to, liberty or death; if I could not have one, I would have the other.
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
All the men in my life have been two things: an epic and an epidemic.
There are two things that come very easily to me: rooting for New York sports teams and making mistakes.
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