In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.
From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.
Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear.
Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has it, but you don't have to show it off. The expression a woman wears on her face is more important than the clothes she wears on her back.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I love a man who can wear my underwear.
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.
My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage.
I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?
I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it? Frame it? Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer?
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
I'm an addict for underwear.
No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
I'm superstitious ... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.
I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.
Sometimes I didn't even feel like getting out of bed. I took to wearing my days-of-the-week panties out of order. It could be Monday and I'd have on underwear saying Thursday. I just didn't care.
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush.
On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones.
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