In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.
From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.
You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.
Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear.
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has it, but you don't have to show it off. The expression a woman wears on her face is more important than the clothes she wears on her back.
Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.
I love a man who can wear my underwear.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage.
I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?
After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it? Frame it? Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer?
I'm an addict for underwear.
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
You're tough when you need to be, and you can charm the pants off men who have three times your experience. Well, yes. Although I try not to take advantage of that too often. Very awkward negotiating with people who are sitting around in their underwear.
If I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?
No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.
I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.
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