The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.
People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.
I like girls who like the countryside, put on walking boots and can bend with the wind a bit. If you're going to live with me, you need to be able to embrace the countryside and wet dogs.
The truth I do not stretch or shove
When I state the dog is full of love.
I've also proved, by actual test,
A wet dog is the lovingest.
A wet dog is lovingest.
No one here likes a wet dog.
Some men, like a wet dog, sprinkle a shower of advice over you when you are least prepared for a bath.
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