Youth comes but once in a lifetime.
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of old age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for the first time how young the policemen look.
Its better to wear out than to rust out.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
You are you that is truer than true
You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it.
Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
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