Hector Hugh Munro Quotes

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• A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

  Hector Hugh Munro

  Funny, Witty, Powerful

  The Square Egg (1924) "Clovis on the Alleged Romance of Business"

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• He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

  Hector Hugh Munro

  Happiness, Oysters, Unhappy

  Chronicles of Clovis (1911) "The Match-Maker"

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• Women and elephants never forget an injury.

  Hector Hugh Munro

  Women, Elephants, Never Forget

  Reginald (1904) "Reginald on Besetting Sins"

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• The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.

  Hector Hugh Munro

  Age, Youth, Young

  Reginald (1904) "Reginald at the Carlton"

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• He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

  Beasts and Super-Beasts (1914) "The Feast of Nemesis"

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• Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.

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  Funny, Children, Cat

  Saki, Hector Hugh Munro (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Saki (Illustrated)”, p.849, Delphi Classics

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• It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.

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  Use, Growing, Way

  Saki, Hector Hugh Munro (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Saki (Illustrated)”, p.405, Delphi Classics

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• Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.

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  Home, Together, Poverty

  Saki, Hector Hugh Munro (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Saki (Illustrated)”, p.387, Delphi Classics

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• I always say beauty is only sin deep.

  Hector Hugh Munro

  Beauty, Sin

  'Reginald' (1904) 'Reginald's Choir Treat'

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• We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples they sometimes live apart.

  Hector Hugh Munro

  Couple, Politics, Sometimes

  'The Unbearable Bassington' (1912)

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• Hating anything in the way of ill-natured gossip ourselves, we are always grateful to those who do it for us and do it well.

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  Hate, Grateful, Gossip

  Saki, Hector Hugh Munro (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Saki (Illustrated)”, p.356, Delphi Classics

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• Children are given us to discourage our better emotions.

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  Children, Emotion, Given

  Saki, Hector Hugh Munro (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Saki (Illustrated)”, p.309, Delphi Classics

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• It is one of the consolations of middle aged reformers that the good that they inculcate must live after them if it is to live at all.

  Hector Hugh Munro

  Optimism, Pessimism, Middle

  'Beasts and Super-Beasts' (1914) 'The Byzantine Omelette'

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• You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

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  Food, Wine, Men

  Saki, Hector Hugh Munro (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Saki (Illustrated)”, p.391, Delphi Classics

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• In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

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  Rooms, Cheese, Mice

  Saki, Hector Hugh Munro (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Saki (Illustrated)”, p.847, Delphi Classics

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• Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

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  Drinking, Wife, Mistress

  Reginald in Russia (1910) "A Young Turkish Catastrophe"

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• Hors d'oeuvres have always a pathetic interest for me; they remind me of one's childhood that one goes through wondering what the next course is going to be like - and during the rest of the menu one wishes one had eaten more of the hors d'oeuvres.

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  Food, Childhood, Wish

  Saki, Hector Hugh Munro (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Saki (Illustrated)”, p.306, Delphi Classics

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• It was one thing to go to the end of the world; it was quite another thing to make oneself at home there. Even respectability seemed to lose some of its virtue when one practiced it in a tent.

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  Home, World, Tents

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• Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

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  Healing, Tea, Finding Yourself

  "The Toys of Peace and Other Papers".

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• Oysters are more beautiful than any religion... There's nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster.

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  Beautiful, Buddhism, Oysters

  "The Chronicles of Clovis". Book by Hector Hugh Munro, 1911.

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• I think oysters are more beautiful than any religion,' he resumed presently. 'They not only forgive our unkindness to them; they justify it, they incite us to go on being perfectly horrid to them. Once they arrive at the supper-table they seem to enter thoroughly into the spirit of the thing. There's nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster.

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  Beautiful, Buddhism, Thinking

  Chronicles of Clovis (1911) "The Match-Maker"

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• But, good gracious, you've got to educate him first. You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.

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  Education, School, Boys

  Reginald in Russia (1910) "The Baker's Dozen"

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• There is no easy in the world neither hard everything is the same in a way.

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  World, Way, Easy

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• It occurred to me that I would like to be a poet. The chief qualification, I understand is that you must be born. Well, I hunted up my birth certificate, and found that I was all right on that score.

  Hector Hugh Munro

  Birth, Poet, Score

  Saki, Hector Hugh Munro (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Saki (Illustrated)”, p.319, Delphi Classics

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• His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect.

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  Fashion, Attention, Losing

  Saki, Hector Hugh Munro (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Saki (Illustrated)”, p.502, Delphi Classics

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