A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she's killed it.
It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.
We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples they sometimes live apart.
Life is full of its disappointments, and I suppose the art of being happy is to disguise them as illusions.
The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.
Women and elephants never forget an injury.
He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.
People talk vaguely about the innocence of a little child, but they take mighty good care not to let it out of their sight for twenty minutes.
Great Socialist statesmen aren't made, they're still-born.
Never be a pioneer. It's the early Christian that gets the fattest lion.
Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.
I hate posterity - it's so fond of having the last word.
There is no easy in the world neither hard everything is the same in a way.
Hors d'oeuvres have always a pathetic interest for me; they remind me of one's childhood that one goes through wondering what the next course is going to be like - and during the rest of the menu one wishes one had eaten more of the hors d'oeuvres.
I always say beauty is only sin deep.
But, good gracious, you've got to educate him first. You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.
All decent people live beyond their incomes; those who aren't respectable live beyond other people's; a few gifted individuals manage to do both.
In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.
The revenge of an elder sister may be long in coming, but, like a South-Eastern express, it arrives in its own good time.
The cat of the slums and alleys, starved, outcast, harried, still keeps amid the prowlings of its adversity the bold, free, panther-tread with which it paced of yore the temple courts of Thebes, still displays the self-reliant watchfulness which man has never taught it to lay aside.
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