The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of the best people.
Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything.
Do not give alms promiscuously. Select the unworthy poor and make them happy. To give to the deserving is a duty, but to help the improvident, drinking class is clear generosity, so that the donor has a right to be warmed by a selfish pride and count on a most flattering obituary.
The music teacher came twice a week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin.
I am thoroughly tired of the fable style of narrative and shall do my best to get up something entirely different and possibly little more worthy.
The only city people are those born so.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
Only the more Rugged Mortals should attempt to Keep Up on Current Literature.
Too many trained nurses discommode Cupid.
Always interline a contract before signing it, merely to impress the Party of the First Part. The one who puts his signature to Articles of Agreement drawn up by the other fellow is establishing a dangerous precedent.
The only literary men are those who have to work at it.
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