Kevin Nealon Quotes

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• Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

  Kevin Nealon

  Strong, Nyc, Wind

  Twitter post from Oct 29, 2012

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• I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

  Kevin Nealon

  Kids, Thinking, Years

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• I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

  Kevin Nealon

  Running, Yesterday, One Day

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• A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

  Kevin Nealon

  Funny, Baby, Laughter

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• Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.

  Kevin Nealon

  People, Knack, Disappointing

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• Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

  Kevin Nealon

  Two, People, Target

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• You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

  Kevin Nealon

  Sharks, Swim, Faster

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• Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

  Kevin Nealon

  Play, Want, Vulture

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• When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while.

  Kevin Nealon

  Writing, People, Style

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• I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.

  Kevin Nealon

  Kissing, Two, Long

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• I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings.

  Kevin Nealon

  Christianity, Lord, Rings

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• There's so many vegetarian foods now that are available at the market . The same with drive-throughs. Now, a lot of them serve veggie burgers just like the restaurants are doing. So, it's really very easy.

  Kevin Nealon

  Vegetarianism, Vegan Food, Burgers

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• It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.

  Kevin Nealon

  Fall, Getting Older, Causes

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• It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.

  Kevin Nealon

  Kind, Sitcom, Seems

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.

  Kevin Nealon

  Girl, School, Names

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• Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

  Kevin Nealon

  Funny Marriage, Calm, Neutering

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• A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'

  Kevin Nealon

  Weed, Jobs, People

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• I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.

  Kevin Nealon

  Jobs, Thinking, Marketing

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I was a huge Steve Martin fan, so I really hoped I would get this part. I don't think there was any part in particular that I auditioned for. I just went in and talked with them. There were so many parts in there, and so many comedians ended up getting in that movie, playing different firemen and townspeople.

  Kevin Nealon

  Thinking, Comedian, Fans

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.

  Kevin Nealon

  Moving, California, Missing

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

  Kevin Nealon

  Workers, Disgruntled

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• The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.

  Kevin Nealon

  Thinking, Funny Things, Littles

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• I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.

  Kevin Nealon

  Challenges, Different, Life Is

  "Kevin Nealon On His New Special, The End Of ‘Weeds’ And His Worst Acting Experience". Interview With Laura Rowley, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 18, 2012.

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• The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.

  Kevin Nealon

  Believe, Abortion, Argument

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• If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

  Kevin Nealon

  People, Littles, Problem

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