Kevin Nealon Quotes

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• Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

  Kevin Nealon

  Strong, Nyc, Wind

  Twitter post from Oct 29, 2012

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• I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

  Kevin Nealon

  Running, Yesterday, One Day

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• Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

  Kevin Nealon

  Two, People, Target

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• Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.

  Kevin Nealon

  People, Knack, Disappointing

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• I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

  Kevin Nealon

  Kids, Thinking, Years

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• Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

  Kevin Nealon

  Play, Want, Vulture

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• When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while.

  Kevin Nealon

  Writing, People, Style

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• A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

  Kevin Nealon

  Funny, Baby, Laughter

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• It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.

  Kevin Nealon

  Fall, Getting Older, Causes

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• You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

  Kevin Nealon

  Sharks, Swim, Faster

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• Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I was a huge Steve Martin fan, so I really hoped I would get this part. I don't think there was any part in particular that I auditioned for. I just went in and talked with them. There were so many parts in there, and so many comedians ended up getting in that movie, playing different firemen and townspeople.

  Kevin Nealon

  Thinking, Comedian, Fans

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

  Kevin Nealon

  People, Littles, Problem

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• The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.

  Kevin Nealon

  Thinking, Funny Things, Littles

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• It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.

  Kevin Nealon

  Kind, Sitcom, Seems

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.

  Kevin Nealon

  Games, Addiction, Bird

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• I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.

  Kevin Nealon

  Challenges, Different, Life Is

  "Kevin Nealon On His New Special, The End Of ‘Weeds’ And His Worst Acting Experience". Interview With Laura Rowley, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 18, 2012.

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• I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game.

  Kevin Nealon

  Clever, Thinking, Games

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• The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.

  Kevin Nealon

  Believe, Abortion, Argument

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• When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member.

  Kevin Nealon

  Weed, Stars, Expectations

  "A Minute With: Kevin Nealon returning to stand-up comedy". Interview with Iain Blair, www.reuters.com. August 1, 2012.

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• What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.

  Kevin Nealon

  Coffee, Guy, House

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• I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.

  Kevin Nealon

  Girl, School, Names

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• Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

  Kevin Nealon

  Workers, Disgruntled

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• I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that.

  Kevin Nealon

  Thinking, Risk, Littles

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.

  Kevin Nealon

  Sports, Real, Play

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• I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

  Kevin Nealon

  Comedian, Actors, Stand Up Comedian

  "Kevin Nealon On His New Special, The End Of ‘Weeds’ And His Worst Acting Experience". Interview With Laura Rowley, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 18, 2012.

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