The first time I got up in front of an audience was terror, abject terror, which continued for another four or five years. There still is, a little bit.
Doormen are kind of invisible, people don't know their names. They just say, Thank you, or Good morning. I'd never thought about doormen before. They're a vanishing breed. More electronic doors are being introduced.
I kind of do it in my head, then I'll try pieces of it on stage and if it looks promising, I'll put it together.
I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.
You never know when you'll come upon something and it's going to be fodder for new material.
Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy.
You do a clean show and it's over and the audience have enjoyed themselves and you've enjoyed yourself, and you haven't had to resort to shock.
I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.
There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.
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