'Nice' means nothing. Is it someone who doesn't swear and shout? I swear and shout. 'Nice' sounds ineffectual.
When in doubt, resort to animation.
People say the most stupid things on the spur of the moment that they then have to retract.
Once the travel bug bites, there is no known antidote.
It's not a model if it's full-scale, Tomkinson, it's an icebreaker.
I remember queuing around the block in Sheffield when I was growing up. At that time, going to the cinema was really something special - there was something about the style of the real thing that is immeasurable nicer than multiplexes.
[There] are people who make a complete and utter mockery of 'democracy' and 'equality' - they're the casualties of the primitive rules of competition which run our society, and the welfare state just keeps them alive. That's all.
I can be me, and people seem quite happy with that.
I would love to go to Iran. The island of Madagascar, everyone says is pretty exotic, or the wonderful Namibian desert.
I've been lucky to have made a number of travel programmes with the BBC, the object being to see places off the beaten track. As a result, I've often had a guide who's been able to show me things that you wouldn't see with a tour group.
I got my first lifetime achievement award years ago, and I was very excited, but then I got a sense of: Well, can one get a second lifetime award?
When I'm travelling, I always take my little notebook and scribble things down as I watch them; I'm very much geared to everything that's happening. Whereas, the diary I keep is just about a record of a day I've spent. When I'm filming, I'm looking quite intensely at everything I see and trying to get my own eye on what we're going through.
If I am seen as successful, it's all the more reason not to change - not to lose track of friends, not to be driven everywhere, not to go and get away from the world. That, to me, is real success: enjoying what you do, but being the same person.
Please don't ask which I enjoy more - acting or hosting - because I love them equally.
There is barely a country in the world where you will be completely safe.
People are still crazy about Python after twenty-five years, which I find hard to believe.
I'd got over playing a character. People accepted who I was, and if I was incompetent and useless, they felt quite endeared to me.
I have been unusually blessed in that I've been allowed to pursue two strands of a career that both delight me and seem to please the public.
I saw novelists as being admirable people and I thought... I thought... maybe, one day, I could be one of them.
I am certainly more interested in interviewing than being interviewed. Sometimes you find yourself attacked from the start.
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