Marty Feldman Quotes

• You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

  Marty Feldman

  Mustache, Compliment, Sincere

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• I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

  Marty Feldman

  Funny, Life, Food

  "He Who Laughs Lasts". Book by Shawn Lovley (p. 51), March 2001.

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• Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

  Marty Feldman

  Promise, Politician

  "Legends/ Marty Feldman: Six Degrees of Separation". Documentary, Music, BBC Wales, March 2008.

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• Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

  Marty Feldman

  Growing Up, Young, Grows

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Money can't buy poverty.

  Marty Feldman

  Funny, Money, Poverty

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Could be worse... Could be raining

  Marty Feldman

  Rain

  "Fictional character: Igor". "Young Frankenstein", www.imdb.com. 1974.

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• I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

  Marty Feldman

  Done, Enjoy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

  Marty Feldman

  Funny, Humor, Comedy

  The Times, June 9, 1969.

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• Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

  Marty Feldman

  Sex, Men, Two

  "Speaking Frankly: What Makes a Woman Good in Bed". Book by Wendy Leigh, London: Muller, 1978.

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• I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

  Marty Feldman

  Differences, Directors, Want

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

  Marty Feldman

  Wish, Embarrassing, Jokes

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.

  Marty Feldman

  Love, Laughter, Pain

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